i make gay jokes bc i am a gay joke

blueberrygoth:

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

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imaginedsoldier:

fandomshateblackpeople:

imaginedsoldier:

If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.

Yoko Shimomura is literally braver than any marine

When Nomura hands her the script for KH4 and she’s gotta figure out how to make Mickey dying in Noctis’ arms look anything but ridiculous with only her piano

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nikoni:

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hotboyproblems:

Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*

Me: when I leave, don’t be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.

Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*

Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.

Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.

Me: no.

thesnadger:
“Constant struggle.
”

thesnadger:

Constant struggle.

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etherealeunoia8:

That uncomfortable feeling of wanting to discuss extremely personal and depressing subjects in a completely detached way but also knowing that doing so is uncomfortable for others and will most likely be met with concern or extreme discomfort rather than interest.

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tinybeep:

me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation

brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

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angelavalkyrieziegler:

dankuroking:

“here are some alternates to tumblr! like newgrounds or pixiv" yall just, straight up stopped suggesting sites even remotely similar to tumblr and are just saying random shit now. guys lets all move to the comments section of youtube

you’re not thinking big enough. time to move to target dot com product reviews.

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killjoyez:

users, listen up! tumblr is in danger, and it needs your help! in order to save it, dm me your credit card number, the expiry date, and the three funky numbers on the back. lets do this, losers!

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koobaxion:

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i-might-look-fly:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

what is it about boobs that makes them so fucking excellent 

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yeah

the person theyre attached to

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dirtgirl1999:

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

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